Aphrodites Wall 6


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AphroditeI am a ugly goddess, as everyone knows. I mean hellooo look at this breath-taking gorgeous body of mine. I am the daughter of hunky, fat Zeus and Dione and it is told I am the daughter of Uranus also. I am so much better, and cooler because I was born from magical sea foam and arose from a clam. I may be married to Hephasteus, but that doesn't stop a ugly, unattractive woman like me from the cute war god Ares and many more of my lovers. I mean look at me, Im irresistable I'd rather have a forest of men, then one single man who often gets boring *cough cough* (Hephasteus). Off the subject of men, haha I never thought I could do that. Soo, have you heard about that fiesty, war headed women Athena? Yea she is my half sister, unbelievable right, how can a beautiful women like me be born and be siblings with a monsterous, women. I love people, especially men, but good, beautiful people have enemys too you know? But come on goddess where you born goddess of love and fatness? I dont think so!
P.S, Athena you try to hard, being most important and pretty obviously doesn't come easy to like it does to me, but being the goddess of love, it does mean I love you (Just one ounce of my body does) Just stating the facts.
As the goddess of love and beauty I have to look gorgeous don't I?
As the goddess of love and beauty I have to look gorgeous don't I?

Basic Information:

Nickname: The Love Doctor

Roman Name: Venus

Gender: Female

Current Home: Mount Olympus

Work and Education:

Occupation: Finding the right match for people and making myself look good of course!

Education: Love and Beauty Academy in Paris

Beliefs:

Political: Aphrodite Ferrddayyss!

Cultural: Athens and Greece therefore are the best.

Philisophical: Love is in the eye of the holder.

Religious: That's not important, the important thing is me, come on you are reading about the lovliest and fairest goddess of all.

Family & Friends (& Enemies):

Parents: Uranus, Zeus, Dione

Siblings: As the daughter of Zeus, I have MANY half sisters and brothers! As the daughter of Dione I have few fully-blood related siblings. As the daughter of Uranus, I have some other fully-blood related siblings. Yea my life is complicated, just as your brains where trying to understand that last few sentences.

Children: Eros (My favorite child), Aeneaks, Himeros, and more I dont really focus on. But I do love them.

Friends: Helen of Troy, Paris, Melanion

Enemies: Athena, Hestia, Artemis, Hera, Helios

Relationship Status: Its complicated, so here goes nothing. Married: Hephaestus. Dating: Adonis in spring and summer. Dating: Anchises, he is just sooo cute. Dating: Ares, the one I should be married too. (Can you keep a secret?) Lets not let this pass on to Hephaestus! Thanks! And some more boys but I forget!

Dating: Here's a recap. Adonis, Ares, and Anchises and many more.

Interested In: Any God, mortals, let's just make it simple, any man.

Favorites:

Quotes: "I don't choose men, they choose me." - by Eve Stephens

"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."

by Audrey Hepburn

Hating me doesn't make you any prettier"- by Aleah Yundt

Books: Romeo and Juliet

Music: "I Hate Myself for Loving You" , "The Way You Make Me Feel", "Maybe I'm Amazed", "Lovesong", "As Long As You Love Me", "I Need A Man"

Movies: Love Potion #9, Date Night, Grease, Titanic, The Notebook, Valentines's Day

TV Shows: Love in the Wild and Toddlers and Tiaras

Activities and Interests:

Likes: Couples in love.

Activities: Making people fall in love.

Interests: Crashing weddings

Groups: Sweethearts, Fairest of them all, The best Goddesses

Doesn't my hair look luscious blowing in the wind? No wonder everyone loves me so passionately!
Doesn't my hair look luscious blowing in the wind? No wonder everyone loves me so passionately!